What's up with psychos?
Time 0658hrs......
Hp: ring ring ring ring ( 2 missed calls from unknown number)
3rd call
pbc picks up: Hello? ( super groggy and most professional voice)
psycho: Hellooooooo ( whispering) Hellooooo Lisaaaaaaa
pbc: Who is this? ( pissed)
psycho: Helllllooooooo Lisaaaaa ( still fucking whispering)
pbc hangs up put phone on silent and sleeps.
Hubby mumbles: Prank call?
pbc: ya....zzzzzzz
fucker psycho calls again
pbc without opening her eyes cuts the call with the swift of her thumb
0703hrs
fucking irritating psycho calls again
pbc cuts the call again
1007hrs
pbs posting this on her blog.
My goodness, like this also shiok is it?
As a real estate agent, my number is everywhere and anywhere, my hp is on all the time and I am readily operational if my clients call me for something important. That is how dedicated I am to my clients.
This is not the first time I kena anyway. But seriously, what's up with these men? Not getting enough from your gf/wife? Get a life!
This reminds me of another post from my OLD BLOG
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What's up with perverts? Monday Oct 10 2005
I went for a late night supper with my dad on last Friday. There is this hawker centre that has one of the better Beehoon Goreng I have eaten and they open like 24 hrs.
There I was happily eating my BG and this malay guy with super messey hair tied back in a pony tail was smiling and waving at me. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me because I was not wearing my specs. I looked at him and there he was again smiling at me.
Now my dad was there and I didn't want to make a big fuss and being a big girl now I just ignore that asshole and once in a while gave him my most kwai lan look.
Super annoying!I have been harassed before many times. Once I was even taken into a hotel room by my manager (when I was working part time in a hotel) and he came onto me. Fuck man! That one really freaked me out because I was 17 and my mother is the kind that would never let me out of the house ever again if she knew the perils of the world on her little girl.
Over the years, I have grown to be ultra anti-pervs and aggressive. I look like an angel (seriously sweet face) but step on my toes and you get the you-are-asking-for-it reaction from me. It ranges from a deadly stare to an explosion in public. If you have been scolded by this sweet girl before in Orchard Road, that might be me. I don't care if people are staring, not like I am planning to run for politics later on.
In my line, I train a lot of young girls and sometimes they share their encounters with pervs. Most, no I am sorry, ALL their reaction is to hide somewhere, get down the bus (if an asshole strikes on the bus), quickly walk away, look away pretend they didn't see or know what is going on.@%^(@$^&()!!$#*??!!*&# WTF? Wah lau eh?!!? Retaliate man!Please if any girl who knows what I mean and reading this, KNOW that you can do something.
Scenario 1
You are sitting in a bus. Pervert gets on and sits next to you. He inches closer and closer. Slowly his hand touches your lap. You can:
a) Get off the bus by squeezing through the Perv and hope he does not reach and grab your butt.
OR
b) Turn and look at him and shout, "WHAT THE FUCK? STOP TOUCHING ME!"
Scenario 2
You are clubbing and a Pervert touches your behind. You can:
a) Change position with your friends or walk away.
OR
b) Turn around and slap whoever is standing there. If it's the wrong guy , you can tell from his reaction, wrong guy=angry right guy=frightened, start crying and say somebody GRABBED you. I gaurantee a zillion hero-wanna-be's would be standing by.
Scenario 3
You come home late and a Pervert grabs you from behind. You can:
a) Cry like a baby.
OR
b) Bend your neck down till your chin touches your chest and with full force slam your head backwards towards his face. When the Perv lets go, RUN/SHOUT simultenously for help. Or better still turn and grab his shoulders and knee his BALLS/DICK aka groin. Head butt him and poke his eyes with your fingers! Inflict as much pain as possible!
I hope for the day to meet face to face with a Perv when my 2 particular gfs are with me, one of them keep meeting flashers at REDHILL MRT seriously. We talked through each person's role.
A would hold the legs while B will hold the head and I would just start kicking and aiming the groin like there is no tomorrow. Hwah! SHIOK SIAH!
Machiam like Charlie's angels! BEST!
So please girls, know you can do something and it makes a difference.
Stand up for YOURSELF and show the Pervs you can kick his NERVE!
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